GET ON MY HORSE!!

Ok so my S key isn't working very well, please pardon me if I have a lot of weird words.

If you haven't seen this yet please go here.

Just a warning- it's on a loop, and WILL get stuck in your head. It's awesome.

AAAAANY ways. So today I started training for my second job (I'll do this 9p-7a and then do the other from 9a-4:30). Training was interesting. My uniform makes me look so awesomely amazing that it's not even fun. Should I let you in on the *big* secret about where my 2nd job is? Ok I will. I (with my $25,000 in school loans) am working 3rd shift at the Mecca of the South. That's right guys and gals, I'm workin at Waffle House. Which is awesome. My wonderful MIL is a manager for one of them (let me tell ya'll people at WH make BAAAAAAANK) and hooked me up since she knows that we are trying to get some money together for all the fun shit we wanna do in the next few months, plus the whole buying a house thing kinda makes you BROKE. A lot. So I have these 2 jobs and Superman has his sweet job, and everything is going pretty damn well.

I'm going to give you a list of things that I have learned in the past month, let me tell ya'll, it's been informative.

• There is a porn called "E.T. Alien Sex 2". Which means that there was an "E.T. Alien Sex 1" and someone liked it SO much, that they made another. Yeah.
• How the orders at W.H. are given to and remembered by the grill cooks is a TOP SECRET WAFFLE HOUSE thing, and if I were to tell you about it I would have a hit put out on my head (yes, W.H. actually employs hit men).
• Horses taste like raisins (see above link)
• People like bullet lists.
• I like actual bullets, like when I'm feeling stabby, but am also feeling lazy. That's when I start feeling shooty.
• Shooty is a word. Just look here.
• Douche Canoe is also a word. Actually, it's 2.
• Urban Dictionary is a reliable source to find words that the OED might have over looked.
• The south is not as warm as the north is cold.
• I have a new dog, he will only answer to "Red" despite the fact that Superman likes to call him "Ricky Bobby".
• The reason he wants to call the dog Ricky Bobby is because he wants to be able to sing the song, and possibly teach the dog the dance.
• People who invite drama into their lives will never be rid of drama, until they sincerely tell it to leave.
• Some people just like the drama.
• My 8 year old knows more about the planets than I do.
• My husband is the smartest, sexiest, most loving, forgiving, and all around WONDERFUL man, ever.
• Flattery will get you every where (and most importantly will get you laid).
• Douche canoes travel in packs.
• And so much more that I could write a series of blogs on it... LOL

Don't you feel educated (and maybe a little grossed out) right now?

You're welcome.

Also, Tim Tebow is a crying little bitch. He also sucks mad nuts. Anyways, on Saturday all the Gator Haters watched on as 'Bama spanked that Gator ass, and then got the icing on the cake when Tim Tebow CRIED LIKE A GIRL ON NATIONAL T.V.. Which just further proves that he is indeed, a bitch. Can I even tell ya'll how happy this makes me? After UT's barely there victory over Nebraska it's been put in stone that UT and Bama are going to the Rose Bowl. Now, let me tell you that my darling husband traditionally pulls for Texas colleges (until one of them is playing A&M, and then it's Aggies all the way). That being said, as much as he might want to Hook Em Horn, it looks like the Tide is gonna roll all over them. And as much a we might want Colt to get the Heisman (or really anyone but Tebow), I'm casting my vote for Mark Ingram (Bama's Running back, and a BEAST).

That's all I'm gonna say for now.